The things I say......

Mom told me we needed to go run some errands and on the way I asked, "Are we going in or can we just go through the driveway?" Then when we got to the "driveway" at Ed's Bakery a woman was walking through the parking lot talking on a cell phone. I asked Mom to roll the windows down and I yelled out at the woman, "Hey you need to get you a car so you don't have to walk". I have no idea why that embarrassed my Mom, do you? Thank you woman for NOT hearing that.