My conversation with Mommy

Me: "I don't want to go to heaven unless Rudy will be there."
Mom:" Sure Rudy will be there, hopefully everyone we love will be."
Me: "Why did ya say Hopefully!?"
Mom: " Rudy will be there Luke".
Me: " Who cleans up his poop in heaven."
Mom: "I guess I will Luke."
Me: "What if he gets there first?"
Mom: "I'm not sure Luke someone will be there to clean it up."
Me: "Daddy says it is your job so I guess you better go first Mom!"