Some of the things I say

" Mom, I know why Daddy snores so loud- to scare the tornado and storms away."

"Mom, I know what I can do with Aniston to really help you- I can tie a rope around her."

"Aniston lives in a bubble in Mom's tummy and it has a zipper so she can't get out."

"If Aniston cries to loud and I can't hear my TV I'll just put my ball in her mouth."

"Aniston will be old by the time she comes out of your tummy Mama."